Anthony Bennett Sets The Laziest Screen In NBA History
Actually, I’m not even sure if that qualifies as a screen. It’s more like a “hey, go stand...
Posts by John Ferensen
Dwyane Wade, And The Seven-Step Travel
This sequence involving Dwyane Wade occurred during a game against the Portland Trailblazers back on December 28th, but...
NBA Pays High Price To Put An End To The “Greatest Sports Deal Of All Time”
There has been a very large, very expensive thorn sticking in the side of the NBA since the...
Watch An Actual Shitstorm Overtake An Entire Office
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Blake Griffin And DeAndre Jordan Dunked All Over The Orlando Magic Last Night
And by “all over”, we mean over, and over, and over…*big inhale*…and over, and over again. DeAndre Jordan...
Bulls Throw Hat In Tank-A-Palooza Ring, Trade Luol Deng To Cleveland For Andrew Bynum
Breaking news out of the Midwest Monday night, where a very cold, very depressing winter in Chicago just...
Norman Chad Really Hates The Seattle Seahawks, And For Really Dumb Reasons
Like, really hates them: So though I love the city of Seattle and root for MLB’s Mariners and...
Chicago Man Tosses Pot Of Boiling Water Into Polar Vortex, Pays Dearly For It
Temperatures in Chicago, aka “Chiberia”, are currently hovering somewhere way below what humans can tolerate (as you’re reading...
Fantasy Football League Forces Loser To Re-Take SAT
Of all the punishments we know of for finishing last in a fantasy football league, we appear to...
Steve Kerr Mocks Chris Broussard On Twitter For Reporting “Stupid” Story
In case you missed it over the weekend, a dumb non-story leaked from ESPN “sources”, claiming the Knicks...
Bradley Beal Once Wore #23, But Not Because Of Michael Jordan
Second-year Wizards shooting guard Bradley Beal has worn #3 since entering the NBA — a departure from his...
MMA Fighter Fends Off Four Home Intruders, Killing One, Hospitalizing Another
Today’s edition of “Don’t Mess With That Guy” comes from New Mexico, where an MMA fighter fought off...
