Jason Smith, Author at Next Impulse Sports

Miller Park Turnstile Squashes Anxious Man’s Genitals

Turnstiles are not an overly complicated proposition, unless you’re an overanxious dad carrying the entire gift shop with...

The lovely Samantha Ponder and her husband, Minnesota Vikings QB Christian Ponder, plopped out baby No. 1 recently...

The umpire-player/coach relationship remains a uniquely testy one in baseball, with many players easily agitated by an over-exuberate...

Hundreds of players play the free agency shuffle every offseason, but less than 100 are household names, and...

French cyclist Thomas Voeckler is not a fan of hecklers and he is definitely not a fan of...

Pete Carroll’s mug is on TV, in the newspaper, plastered on advertisements and printed in magazines thousands of...

Andrelton Simmons shockingly remains a little-known shortstop, even after winning a 2013 Gold Glove, signing a fat extension...

Former LSU quarterback Zach Mettenberger remained in SEC country after being drafted by the Tennessee Titans in May,...

There are 522 episodes of The Simpsons and there will be 522 episodes airing on FXX from August...

The Arizona Diamondbacks just defeated the complex galaxy of baseball promotions with Star Wars Day on Sunday. It...

Speed golf is not a new sport, but it remains a little-known concept that draws scoffs from many...

A Twins superfan created a one-of-a-kind Brian Dozier back hair jersey a couple weeks ago and it was...