This man is all hoped up on anesthesia and immediately starts hitting on the hot girl in the room with him. Thanks to his medical high he has no idea that this lovely lass is indeed his wife. Once she tells him that they have kissed and they are married he responds in jubilation, “Oh my God. Jackpot!” He says she is the “most beautiful woman” he has ever seen and quickly sets himself up for some sweet post-op sex. This anesthesia-fueled romance is heartwarming, but on the other side of things there are thousands of married men signing up for this exact surgery so they too can forget who their wife is.
Screw you Kimmel, if you are behind this.

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