Eighty-seven-year-old Forty-year-old NBA veteran Juwan Howard has a pretty sweet gig these days: wear a nice suit, sit on Miami’s bench, dole out high-fives, and collect rings. He was doing just that Wednesday night during Game 2 of Miami’s series against the Chicago Bulls, when Ray Allen hit a corner three that increased the Heat lead to approximately 8,476 points.
Old Man Howard went in for a celebratory high-five with young gun Mario Chalmers (who, even though he plays significant minutes, we assume is also kind of just happy to be in Miami as well), and got straight denied. Taking the snub as a sign of blatant disrespect, Howard changed course, and casually pushed Chalmers’ head to the side.

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