Kevin Durant’s dunk is nothing out of the ordinary or deserving of a single dedicated post, but there is enough of a reason for one, if you stayed to watch the entire video and caught Reggie Miller delivering the key line “MOMMY GOT SOME THINGS FOR DADDY TO DO,” (with the same raw sexuality intended in the commercial) of the Kevin Durant NBA Sprint mobile “pajamas” commercial that debuted on Christmas day. Yes, Reggie Miller is definitely not the greatest color commentator, and it is not just because he is incapable of making good analysis or is constantly, implicitly reminding folks of the 8 points he scored in 9 seconds. It’s really because he does this thing where he doesn’t think before he acts, but instead of acting, he blurts out ridiculous things that don’t necessarily fit in the moment, which you can observe in the video above. And as you can see, the results were pretty weird. And gross.
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