Need new kicks? Why not just tattoo them on like this guy?

Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) posted this gem this morning.  I’m not sure how smart this is.  What if you’re wearing sandals?  Does this become the dreaded “socks with sandals” faux pa?  Also, they only show one foot.  Are they both done?  Is the other foot an entirely different shoe?  So many questions…