During the first quarter of tonight’s game against the Miami Heat, these five people were on the floor wearing Boston Celtics uniforms:
- Avery Bradley
- Marquis Daniels
- Brandon Bass
- Keyon Dooling
- Chris Wilcox
Yeah, yeah, Paul Pierce and Jeff Green are out. Still, that’s a gruesome lineup.
Meanwhile, early in the second quarter, the LA Lakers trotted out this fearsome fivesome against the Utah Jazz:
- Josh McRoberts
- Steve Blake
- Metta World Peace
- Troy Murphy
- Jason Kapono
Yeah, yeah, Bynum’s suspended. Still, this team would have lost to the Nets’ bench.
In other news, the Miami Heat look incredibly good this year. This tweet from @marcel_mutoni captures the ideal strategy for beating them:
Some rival NBA team should offer Eddy Curry $50 million to inhale both LeBron and Wade. #OnlyWayToStopMiami