Michele Bachmann’s brilliant self began an event today in Spartansburg, South Carolina by wishing Elvis Presley a Happy Birthday. Unfortunately for Mrs. Tea Party she must have read her note cards wrongly, Elvis dies 34 years ago today. Nice try though!
via Gawker
H/T Suzanne

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