
Lots of sports fans vying for the title of worst person in North America this week, this guy submits his entry by hurling his fat frame on top of the dugout and stealing a foul ball that was meant for a lovely blonde in the front row.
The slim chance this guy was going to have sex in the next 5 years just evaporated.

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