Porn star Kiara Mia is convinced her date with San Francisco 49ers quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo will help lead to a Super Bowl win.
In case you’re living under a rock, Garoppolo lived his “best life” by taking out Mia on a very public date. After the two went out for dinner, Mia took to Instagram to prop up Jimmy G and his future performance on the football field.
“Everything I touch turns to gold! Get ready for the 49ers to KICK ASS and WIN!! Mark my words!” Mia said with three different emojis.

Perhaps, Mia has the opposite effect as the Kardashian curse. If Garoppolo leads to the 49ers to a Super Bowl, we can look back at this week as a big reason why. Inspiration comes in many different ways. For the 26-year-old QB, that inspiration may be the famous adult actress.

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