Preident Barrack Obams’s Limousine (A.K.A. “The Beast”) got stuck when leaving the American Embassy during his 2011 visit to Dublin. The secret service had to call a bus to block onlookers from witnessing President Obama from exiting the limo for safety precautions. After transferring President Swag to the backup car, the “entourage” exited another gate to the delight of the onlookers.
I propose a couple solutions:
1) Someone in that limo needs to lose weight ASAP
2) Raise that limo… buy some real nice shocks
3) Get rid of the rims made out of gold bricks

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