Dale Earnhardt Jr. Sucks at Making Sandwiches, Puts Mayo With Bananas

By Jason Smith on April 5, 2016

We really, really, really hope Dale Jr. just posted this because Hellman’s gave him a fat check.

If not, he needs therapy. The NASCAR driver tweeted a photo of him making what he calls his “favorite sandwich” and it’s absolutely disgusting:

Making my favorite sandwich. I swear it's delicious. @Hellmanns pic.twitter.com/sK5XeHxVi9

— Dale Earnhardt Jr. (@DaleJr) April 5, 2016

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"I'm just truly grateful for every teammate I've come in contact with that has played alongside me for this 6,000."

"I need to be better with runners on base, plain and simple."

"I see a lot of potential in this team."

"It’ll be something for us to gain some extra motivation."

"It's a magical thing."

"I don't know if you guys follow that -- the expected score. We've won two out of three."

"I'm just truly grateful for every teammate I've come in contact with that has played alongside me for this 6,000."

"I need to be better with runners on base, plain and simple."

"I see a lot of potential in this team."

"It’ll be something for us to gain some extra motivation."

"It's a magical thing."

"I don't know if you guys follow that -- the expected score. We've won two out of three."