Brian Cushing confirmed a lot of beliefs and assumptions during this week’s Hard Knocks episode. Already widely regarded as a major bro tool, the Houston Texans linebacker did nothing to debunk those opinions as he paraded around the practice field like, as Esteban On of Total Pro Sports put it, the senior football captain walking down the freshman hallway.
Here are a couple clips from this week’s episode, with the first one showing how much of THE MAN Cushing is by saying Starbucks is for chicks…not kidding. And then galloping around the field like an untouchable hard ass that everyone wants to punch.
Cushing might be able to crush 99.9 percent of the world’s citizens, including me, with his pinky finger, but that doesn’t make him any less of a huge tool.
[Total Pro Sports via Bro Bible]

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