The line between rapper’s persona and his lyrics are sometimes blurred and the comedic duo of Key & Peele really took the opportunity to lampoon that dynamic in their new skit, “Rap Album Confessions”.
As great as Key’s increasingly frustrated cop is in the sketch, it’s Peele’s “multi-platinum selling rapper Gun Rack who steals the show with his Red Lobster alibi and his professed ignorance as to what a “long ass gun” is.
“I would call it a gun. Of the long ass variety. Some seaweed in there too.”
Of course, considering that Gun Rack’s lyrics state that he killed Darnell with a 9mm, the fact that he was presented with what looks like a revolver in the interrogation room means that he’s either innocent or he took a small artistic liberty when writing his song. Either way, Key’s evidence looks rather shaky.
Yes, I spent way too much time watching this skit.

About Ryan Wong
Recent Posts
Will Anderson Jr. has high praise for DeMeco Ryans
"It’s a testament to coach DeMeco."
Lionel Messi unsure on playing in 2026 World Cup
"I hope I can be there."
Ben Roethlisberger suggests Steelers, Tomlin part ways
"Maybe it's time."
Kevin Stefanski has praise for Shedeur Sanders
“He wants to continue to get better."
Kevin O’Connell blunt on Vikings performance
"“We just did not have the type of an offensive performance that is ever going to be acceptable with the Minnesota Vikings organization."
Shedeur Sanders looking to prove he’s the guy
"So I'm never comfortable in a situation I'm in."