According to the documentary film “The Terminator”, Skynet goes online at 20:11 on April 19, 2011. I know what you’re thinking. “We’ve already won! What’s the big deal?”
The big deal, my friends, is that you’re not taking into consideration the follow-up documentaries in which Sarah Connor, John Connor, Miles Dyson and the T-800 (pictured above) go mucking around with the space-time continuum and bust up Cyberdyne headquarters. The result is that Judgment Day gets moved BACK two days to April 21.
Let’s hope that today’s the day we find out that those documentaries were actually fiction. If not, we’re all about to get our faces melted off.


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