Dude Confirms That Blake Griffin Has “A Pringles Can Made Of Flesh In His Shorts”

Blake Griffin and I played a game of mini basketball, and he told me he that he was going to take it seriously and play at full game speed. I told him bring it dude. The next thing you know he was doing a monster jam on me and his package was literally in my face. BLAKE GRIFFIN TAKES ALL BASKETBALL GAMES SERIOUSLY, LARGE OR SMALL HE DOES NOT FUCK AROUND. Also, for anyone wondering, yes I could feel the outline of his dick, dude has a Pringles can made of flesh in his shorts. (@blakegriffin32 @playerstribune @iambenlyons, photo by @nategordon)

A photo posted by thefatjewish (@thefatjewish) on Jun 25, 2015 at 3:07pm PDT

Instagram star and comic Josh Ostrovsky (also known as “The Fat Jew“) recently got to play a game of mini-basketball with Clippers star Blake Griffin.

After being told by Griffin that he was going to take the game very seriously, Ostrovsky (perhaps unwisely) told Griffin to not hold back. Suddenly, Ostrovsky found himself being posterized in the most humiliating way possible – with a face full of Griffin’s shorts.

And yes, apparently Ostrovsky’s face got an approximate feel of Blake’s junk and he had this to say about the experience:

Also, for anyone wondering, yes I could feel the outline of his dick, dude has a Pringles can made of flesh in his shorts.

One has to hand it to Josh, he certainly has a way with words. I will never look at a can of Pringles in the same way ever again.

For his own part, Blake only had this to say about the encounter:

Repost: @fatjew when keeping it real goes wrong… https://t.co/GltpbNtJRE

— Blake Griffin (@blakegriffin32) June 25, 2015

[@thefatjewish] via [TMZ Sports]