62 year-old Russian President Vladimir Putin “took part” in a celebrity hockey all-star game in Sochi, Russia on Saturday.
And by “took part,” I mean that Putin scored eight goals because who the hell would be suicidal enough to actually try and prevent Vladimir Putin from scoring during a meaningless hockey game?
According to CBS Sports, there were a couple of former NHL players participating in the totally-not-stage game, including Pavel Bure and Valeri Kamensky.
Putin’s squad ended up winning the game 18-6. Everyone presumably made it home safely that night.

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