With the NFL Draft upon us, now is as good a time as any to enjoy Frank Caliendo’s pitch-perfect impression of ESPN’s draftnik Mel Kiper Jr.
Whether it be ranking Girl Scouts’ cookies or kids’ football, Frank Caliendo’s Mel Kiper Jr. does not quit.
While Caliendo does a great Kiper impersonation, some of his analysis is definitely a bit off.
A recess combine? Everyone knows that you just pick the kid who runs the fastest and the kid who can throw the ball the farthest and you run go routes all day, everyday.
And as for Girl Scout cookies, the correct order is Thin Mints, Tagalongs, Samoas and then everything else. I won’t hear otherwise.

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