Is it your lifelong dream to die of a heart attack while watching a baseball game? Well, a minor league affiliate of the Kansas City Royals has got the tasty new treat for you.
The Wilmington BlueRocks, an Advanced-A affiliate (whatever the hell that means) of the Royals, has unveiled The Krispy Kreme Donut Dog, which they’ll be selling at home games this season. It’s comprised of a hot dog between a Krispy Kreme donut bun and is topped with bacon and raspberry jelly. So, yeah, enjoy your heart attack.
I’d be lying if I said I didn’t want to try this, though. I love donuts and I love hot dogs, so at least I’d probably die happy.


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