Tosh.0 had its season premiere on Comedy Central last night and – despite the fact that the Super Bowl was almost three weeks ago – Daniel Tosh decided to take some time to lay into the Patriots and let viewers know why he doesn’t think their win is worth celebrating.
Tosh is a self-admitted bitter Dolphins fan, so it may not come as a huge shock when he says that the Patriots are cheaters, Bob Kraft is a “cradle-robbing owner” who has weekly slumber parties with Roger Goodell, Tom Brady is “Trent Dilfer with hair plugs” and – maybe the most ridiculous statement – that Gisele Bundchen is “a horse that can talk.”
Sounds like somebody is really getting sick of their annual whoopin’ in the AFC East, huh?

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