Lack Of Poop Emoji Forces Sportswriter To Actually Write About Thursday Night Football

By John Ferensen on December 18, 2014

“I am writing sentences about this game because our word processing system doesn’t have poop emoji” pic.twitter.com/YOozhG1lJI

— Neil Irwin (@Neil_Irwin) December 18, 2014

Someone get this man a poop Emoji, STAT!

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