Napoli have released their third kit… AND IT'S MADE ENTIRELY FROM DENIM! pic.twitter.com/skDRP1NnXG
— The Sun – Football (@TheSunFootball) September 11, 2014
Where to even start. If Serie A team Napoli’s jerseys are not made actual denim and just a denim print, then the whole thing is a sham. If the jerseys are denim, there’s no way that Napoli will be able to move with ten pound uniforms composed entirely of sad denim and sweat. No matter what, everyone loses.
Also, it’s gimmicky enough with the jersey top but to then add denim shorts as well?
4 FOTO – Le immagini della presentazione della nuova maglia away 2014/2015 #ForzaNapoliSempre pic.twitter.com/0uhZzyW71y
— Official SSC Napoli (@sscnapoli) September 11, 2014
That’s taking things one step too far. Thank all that is good in this world that these are alternates.