Chalk one up to the GOP. Alan Simpson claims that today’s grandchildren are on a downward spiral, “walking on their pants with their cap on backwards…listen[ing] to the Enema Man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog.”
This dude has no idea how much of a baller he actually is.

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