Advertising executives know for a fact that male beer drinkers are all dumb, gullible morons and that’s why every beer commercial is basically guys drinking an ice cold brew surrounded by hot girls in bikinis. However Bud Light raised their beer commercial game with their “Up For Whatever” ad by pretending that if you drink their beer you will get chauffeured around New Orleans by Benny the Bull, play bball with Clyde “The Glide” Drexler, play video games with Alonzo Mounring as Karl “The Mailman” delivers free sports tickets, ball against Bruce Bowen and Penny Hardaway and go suit shopping with Darryl Dawkins. I really need to drink more beer so this happens or at least I drunkenly imaging that it happens.
Bud Light Ad Makes Me Want To Drink Beer So I Can Play Video Games With Alonzo Mourning As Karl Malone Delivers My Mail
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Steve Kerr uncertain on future with Warriors
"I don't know at this point."
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"You never know. It'll depend on who's on the board."
Clippers Kawhi Leonard noncommittal on future
"Let me cry about this loss a little bit more."
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"I don't think there's a rule that says you can't draft a wide receiver three years in a row."
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"...a little bit of an uphill battle here, I think."
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"I feel like everybody around him can pick off of that energy."