I’m no professional baseball broadcaster so I could be wrong, but I didn’t think that stating your excitement over a woman’s breasts while she eats a $25 hot dog was part of the job description. Apparently nobody told that to Keith Hernandez during SNY’s broadcast of last night’s Mets-Diamondbacks game because we went ahead and brought the broadcast to a level of perversion that even Brent Musburger would find uncomfortable.
Hit the showers, Keith…and make sure the water is cold.

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