Ian Darke lends his linguistic talents for a play-by-play breakdown of the inevitably-awkward, salad-toothed first date between Jim and Stacy. Going from painful to playful, the video is ESPN’s humorous attempt to begin building the buzz for World Cup 2014 on the same day that Nike [Wieden+Kennedy] dropped their initial ‘Risk Everything’ spot with the likes of Ronaldo, Rooney, and Neymar.
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