Ron Jeremy, best known for being an old, ugly pornstar, has ventured away from pushing natural Viagra on late-night infomercials to create his own line of “adult” rum. Ron de Jeremy is a dark rum aged for seven years and according to the label has a “long smooth taste”. The libation is distributed by One Eyed Spirits. “Adult” rum, “long smooth taste”, “One Eyed Spirits”. How is this anything but a novelty?
If co-creator of One Eyed Spirits, Olli Hietalahti, wants to reach out and send us a bottle, we here at CS and our boys over at H2 will follow up with a review.


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