When people think of the best tourist destinations spanning the globe, Buffalo, New York, never makes the cut. That’s not because Buffalo is a bad place, but more because there’s not a ton to do. Former Bills receiver Jordan Matthews suggested his boredom in Buffalo led to him having a kid.

In a great quote to Les Bowen of the Philadelphia Daily News, Matthews, now an Eagle, admitted: “there wasn’t anything to do there but each other.”

Matthews is referring to sex with his wife, Washington Spirit’s Cheyna Matthews.

I mean, if Buffalo’s too boring for you why not have all the sex you want. His lack of interest in the Buffalo scene led to his son Josiah being conceived, so at the very least, Matthews cured his boredom with other activities.

If any other players are looking to have children, I suggest they sign with the Bills. Besides football-related activities, apparently, you’ll have loads of time to fool around – which is actually a decent selling point for the team.

Congrats on the sex, Jordan.


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