Retirement homes are sure to be stylin’ and profilin’ soon.
While Steph Curry is still struggling to catch more traction in the Finals, the world has a bigger concern about the NBA Superstar: the appearance of his new shoes. Made by Under Armour, they look to have the style and support that all retired accountants need for their daily mall walks.
The internet has taken the new kicks to the woodshed (probably to shred them), and Twitter has taken less concern on Curry’s game struggles, and more on the abomination that are his new footwear. Some have gotten quite creative, proving that imagination knows no bounds.
Check out the deck below for some of our favorites.
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