The Chicago Blackhawks celebrated their third Stanley Cup over the last six years with numerous parties and the customary parade in downtown Chicago on Thursday. Every news station was there to cover the madness, including one WGN reporter who conducted easily the oddest and uncomfortable “interview” of the day.

From Soldier Field, he chatted it up with two head dress-wearing bros about their protein diet and workout routine before flexing for the camera. He was then bombarded with enthusiastic fans, whom he called drunk and stinky, before telling a girl that he loved her mom. The guy even nearly kissed one fan before realizing it was a bad idea.