Well that certainly didn’t take long. Thanks to a recent closed captioning snafu, Sacramento Kings rookie Nik Stauskas was blessed with a brand new nickname: Sauce Castillo. Today, Musashi Foods rolled out a brand new hot sauce with the label “Sauce Castillo”.
So excited about our partnership w/ @NStauskas11 on #SauceCastillo ! Pre- order now http://t.co/EE4jqThhAq #nba pic.twitter.com/p3pE20Exe3
— Musashi Foods (@MusashiFoods) April 14, 2015
The world probably didn’t need another hot sauce, especially one named after an NBA player. And who knows if it’s any good. But the name “Sauce Castillo” is certainly more fun (not funny, though) than “Stauskas?…Stauskas?…Stauskas.”
Also, no word on if the real Hot Sauce is getting his own hot sauce.
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