The NHL All-Star Fantasy Draft was held in Columbus on Friday night, and it appeared that Phil Kessel really enjoyed his view from his place on the stage. I can’t really say I blame him, but you gotta be a liiiiiittle more subtle than that. Plus, you need to work on a way cooler “play it off” move than that vicious head jerk in the other direction, Phil.

Bad Phil. Creepy Phil.