In this scene, I attempt to box out Greg Oden. His response, "Nah, I'll just dunk it." @daddyluv2250

A video posted by Jacob Beach (@jbeach4) on Dec 12, 2014 at 2:36pm PST

In case you were wondering where in the world Greg Oden is, we can tell you — with 100% certainty — that he is not currently on an NBA roster. The former #1 overall pick in the NBA Draft was most recently seen as a member of the Miami Heat, but wasn’t able to latch onto a team for the 2014-15 season. Thanks to Instagram user Jacob Beach, we have video evidence of what Oden is up to these days: wiping the floor with rec league scrubs.

This video was shot two days ago, so we can file this under “Things In 2014 That Bummed Us Out”. In other words, 2015 isn’t ruined just yet.