Are you one of the unfortunate people who knows someone who magically became a Heat fan in 2010 once LeBron James joined Miami and is now bugging you with little tidbits about Kevin Love’s defense and Kyrie Irving’s ball movement?

This “Miami Cavs” hat from UNDRCRWN will be perfect for them.

The use of the Heat’s font to spell out Cavs is just subtle enough to get the message across without stamping “bandwagoning coward” all over the hat’s bill.

If you buy this for someone and they don’t want it because they hate fun, then you can donate it to this poor child.