Majestic Dirk Nowitzki Dallas Mavericks RiDIRKulous Notorious Fashion Jersey – On sale for $31.99

This may be the one jersey on the planet that I would say is gaudily hideous on the one hand and an improvement over the team’s current jersey on the other. Seriously, the Mavs jersey is so non-descript that I’d take these “riDIRKulous” digs over the real thing anytime.