It is with a heavy heart that I have to report that Justin Bieber is actually not that terrible at hockey. The Canadian pop star uploaded this video of himself dangling around a defender and scoring top shelf during a game in Los Angeles this week. Sure, it wasn’t exactly great defense by #66 in yellow, but – even as a self-admitted Bieber basher – even I have to admit I’m slightly impressed by his offensive zone moves.

With that being said, if he ever brought those moves into my kitchen I would lay his ass out so hard they’d have to peel him off the ice. Doesn’t matter that I can barely skate; I hate Bieber enough that I’d probably black out and become the greatest defenseman of all-time.

PS – I’m still holding onto hope that’s not actually him in the video.