NBA 2K15 came out today and people have began to take a crack at the franchise’s trumpeted face-scanning technology which allows players to create their own characters using an image scan of their face.

The early results have been… less than encouraging. SB Nation was able to round up some of the creations which should exist nowhere, ever.

Seriously, these things are abominations unto my dreams.

Look into these eyes and despair.

[Kotaku][SB Nation]