Katy Perry was the special guest on ESPN’s College Gameday this morning and, despite not looking as sexy as I was hoping, she certainly brought the entertainment value. Dressed in a fuzzy football sweater with bright red buns on top, Perry used the appearance to make cock jokes and profess her love for many things, such as:

Corn Dogs.

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Trevor Knight:



Kirk Herbstreit:


And she played up the home crowd by taking Ole Miss over Alabama, then throwing Lee Corso’s Bama mascot head to the ground when he picked the Crimson Tide:


Invite Katy back every week, please.