New England Patriots v Buffalo Bills

Once upon a time, Tom Brady chances of being an NFL quarterback were a long shot. As borderline NFL Draft prospect, Brady had to prepare for the possibility of life after football, which meant getting hisrésumé in order for potential employers.

Brady recently came across that résumé, which he shared on Facebook for his fans to see. His listed experiences are pretty diverse, from sales representative at the University of Michigan golf course, to assistant to a senior stock broker at Merrill Lynch, to construction worker. Oh, and captain of the Michigan football team. No big deal.

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Fortunately for Brady, he ended up going in the 6th round (199th overall) and never needing use for this resume. Instead, he’s formulating a new one that looks like this:

via Wikipedia
via Wikipedia

Yeah, that one’s a bit more impressive.

[Barstool]