Well look what we have here – a good ol’ fashioned game of redneck musical chairs.

Country music? Check.
Cowboys? Check.
P.A. Guy with a thick southern accent? Check.
Dirt? Check.
Cheap plastic lawn chairs? Check.
A broad-shouldered blonde chick laying the absolute smackdown on a dude who stole her chair? Giddy up.

This poor bastard never stood a chance.


It’s a good thing they didn’t need that chair for the next round.


I can only assume that this lady ended up winning the competition after the other contestants proceeded to just cower in fear as soon as the music turned off .

[The Concourse/Deadspin]

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