I don’t think you could dream up a more appropriate way for Chandler Parsons to sign his $45 million offer sheet from the Dallas Mavericks, than to have Mark Cuban be with you while hanging out in a nightclub. Parsons, the third-year forward for the Houston Rockets, has suddenly been thrust into the spotlight of Houston’s off season, as general manager Daryl Morey attempts to land a marquee free agent (rumored to be Chris Bosh), while also retaining one of his best young assets. Meanwhile, Parsons can sleep at night (well, maybe not tonight, knowing how Cubes rolls) knowing he’s gettin’ paid no matter what.