50toss

Just when you thought 50 Cent’s historically awful ceremonial first pitch couldn’t get any more hilarious, the rapper did a Reddit AMA this week and revealed that the cause of the disastrous toss was an injury from “excessive masturbation.”

gross

Ummmm, okay? Hard to tell whether Fiddy is joking or not, but if not…he knows he can make something else up, right? The fact that he was shot a bunch of times could have come in handy…

[reddit]