None of us really asked to see Piers Morgan’s dick, but Harry Styles did his best to show it to us at a recent charity soccer game in England regardless. The One Direction member stealthily approached the former CNN host from behind and launched a sneak attack on his shorts, much to the delight of the screaching female crowd in attendance.

Styles and Morgan continued their friendly banter on the pitch, as well:

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I’d say Harry won this round, but Piers is already plotting his revenge.

[SportsGrid]