Those pranksters, The Black Keys, are back at it! This time the duo are prank calling record labels to try and pitch their new age band from Rhode Island, Quartzazium.  It should be noted that THIS is not how you get a record deal. Ever. Obviously the pair know that and are having some fun with their label, Nonesuch.

I’m praying that the Keys next album has a secret Quartzazium track, they’re basically the biggest band in Rhode Island right now. I wish I could take a helicopter to their show in Newport tonight.