Besides asking to borrow a pair of slacks from George Brett, you should also probably avoid requesting an autograph from the Kansas City Royals legend. Brett had just landed in Kansas City and overzealous autograph hound Brandon Farrens pestered Brett. The Royals legend had enough and not only declined to give his signature, but also threatened to shoot the autograph seeker. I think Farrens just pine tarred his underwear.

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