Before we go further, just a reminder: this was a preseason game. Not the playoffs, not a meaningful regular season game, and not even just a regular regular season game. But preseason. That being said, let’s review Friday night’s shenanigans at Madison Square Garden.

First, Metta World Peace trucked a small child sitting on the baseline:

Metta World PeaceLater, J.R. Smith nailed a pull-up buzzer-beater from distance, and celebrated in his own special J.R. Smith way: