We hear horror stories about how primates are violent creatures, but here’s a story of one very friendly chimp. Sabrina Rodriguez of Fox 40 in Sacramento was broadcasting live from the Lodi Grape Festival with her special co=host “Mickey the Baboon.” When Mickey was announced he pleasantly shook hands with the reporter and then proceeded to get to know Sabrina a little more intimately by grabbing her boob. Kudos to the intrepid reporter for plowing through her report all while being fondled by a baboon. I imagine that in the animal kingdom the boob grab is basically a baboon’s way of saying, “Glad to make your acquaintance.”