Washington Redskins' Griffin III talks to reporters after a rookie minicamp in Ashburn

Quarterback: Robert Griffin III, Washington Redskins

Here’s to hoping that Bob Griffin’s dreadlocks are sturdier than his knee, because the  dreadlocked depth behind him at quarterback is incredibly scarce. If RGIII were to go down again, Denard Robinson may need to drop the offensive weapon tag and return to quarterback, or find Charlie Whitehurst a stylist to braid those locks.

Second-team: Robinson or Whitehurst (yikes!)