Before we go any further, you’re probably asking “who is Dennis Schroeder?” Well, let’s get you up to speed: Schroeder, who hails from Germany, was the 17th pick in the 2013 NBA Draft. He was selected by the Atlanta Hawks, right after the Hawks selected this guy (by way of Boston, by way of Dallas) with the 16th pick. It should also be noted that Schroeder is already a perennial contender for the Popeye Jones “All-Ugly All-Stars”.

All kidding aside (just kidding, I’m totally serious about the Popeye Jones thing), I watched Schroeder a couple times in Las Vegas, and I think he’s going to be a nice addition to the Hawks (along with Lucas Nogueira). Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for some of his other Summer League teammates, as evidenced by this totally unnecessary compilation, featuring every unconverted assist Schroeder dished out.

Note: I have no explanation for the music, which just adds another level of bizarre to the video.