Dominque Strauss-Kahn’s First Night in Prison (SNL Skit)

Saturday Night Live takes a stab at how Dominque Strauss-Kahn’s first night in Riker’s Island may have gone down:

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"I look forward to being on that stage with you this December."

"Unfortunately, it’s one of those things I think everyone’s got to tune in on Thursday to watch and figure out."

"They did everything they were supposed to do but win the game!"

It is unclear exactly what was said on both sides that could have potentially provoked this kind of attack from Strahinja Jokic.

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Marvin Harrison Jr. not in Madden?

"I look forward to being on that stage with you this December."

"Unfortunately, it’s one of those things I think everyone’s got to tune in on Thursday to watch and figure out."

"They did everything they were supposed to do but win the game!"

It is unclear exactly what was said on both sides that could have potentially provoked this kind of attack from Strahinja Jokic.

Arch Manning QB1?